GANGSTER HOUSEHOLD HACKS
Gangster Household Hacks is a web-series is presented by SPONGE. It is a twist on the traditional Domestic Improvements DIY shows. This shady gangster uses his criminal know-how to present his Household ‘Tips of the day’. Using a blend of no-nonsense delivery and clever criminal metaphors injects his irreverent style into every domestic revelation.
Gangster Household Hacks takes mundane chores and transforms them into an tongue-in-cheek unorthodox guide..
ABOUT SPONGE
SPONGE is a gangster who after facing certain death in a nightclub massacre in Southampton, survived thanks to his toughness and mitigating circumstances.
Since then he has made amends for his crimes and become a reformed character – No more drugs. – No more booze – No more violence – No more evidence!
Why do they call him SPONGE? I hear you ask – It’s because he can soak up a lot of punishment!… And he’s a right ‘Geezer’ AND he’s got a face only a mother can love… Assuming she’s blind!
EPISODE 1
INTRODUCING DA MANAGEMENT
Sponge, the host of the series gives you, and the rest of the mob, a taste of what you’re in for. He’s on it, in it… And all over it! So Cop This!
Shot – March 24
Cut – April 24
Out: 11/11/24
EPISODE 2
DARK DIRTY DOILY
Delicate little doilies fade and discolour like a corpse in a shallow grave. This simple hack gives them a bit of CPR and is guaranteed to bring ‘em back from the dead!
Shot – February 24
Cut – March 24
Out – 18/11/24
EPISODE 3
FRESH UP YA FRIDGE
Having a stiff on ice doesn’t mean it can’t cause a dead nasty niff! So, don’t be a mug – Use your old coffee grounds to kill ‘orrible odours, and leave pleasant aromas instead.
Shot – April 24
Cut – April 24
Out – 25/11/24
EPISODE 4
WHEN TIME STINKS
When your watch strap stinks worse than a mobster’s jockstrap, you need to do something about it. Here’s an easy tip to make your skanky strap sweeten up.
Shot – April 24
Cut – April 24
Out – 02/12/20/24
EPISODE 5
SAY NO, TO FOMO
Are you scared everyone’s having a blast without you? Stop checking your phone every 5 seconds. Flights, dinners and dogs don’t mean their life is better than yours.
Shot – July 24
Cut – Aug 24
Out – 09/12/24
EPISODE 6
LIMESCALE & ODIUM
You don’t want to die on a stinky crapper. So, here’s a mobster-approved tips for a clean getaway from a messy situation. Beating the pong… Gangster style.
Shot – June 24
Cut – June 24
Out – 16/12/24
EPISODE 7 DANK & DIRTY DISHWASHER
When you’re confronted with a Dead Evil Putrid Horror… like a stinky dishwasher. It’s a fight to the death and you need to fight back and erase the pestilent pong.Shot – July 24 Cut – July 24 Out – 23/12/24
EPISODE 8 AVOIDING DA PITFALLS OF PRONOUNS
Tough-talking pronouns can break you down and make you want to find a safe space. Fear not, here’s a solution where feelings don’t get in the way of facts and the truth.Shot – July 24 Cut – August 24 Out – 30/12/24
EPISODE 9
FOIL FINESSES: FACTS & FIXES
When it comes to Aluminum Foil’s… You find it’s the mutt’s nuts in the kitchen! Here are a few killer hacks that will have you grinning, winning and gun-spinning.
Shot – August 24
Cut – September 24
Out – 06/01/25
EPISODE 10
PROTECT YA PAPER TRAIL
Tough-talking Paper trails lead straight to your door. Every bill and letter’s got your intel on it. Keep it safe and disrupt the corrupt with this clever, no trace paper-vanishing hack.
Shot – September 24
Cut – October 24
Out – 13/01/25
EPISODE 11
STOPPIN’ CYBER ATTACKS
Keeping your Digital Data safe from shady mitts ain’t easy. Guard your digital footprint, protect ya’ neck, and stay one step ahead of cyber crooks with these sharp security hacks.
Shot – September 24
Cut – TBC
Out – 20/01/25
EPISODE 12
LAUNDERING DA LAUNDRY
Take down the bacteria lurking in ya dirty laundry and whip out the stench of foul play. Get your clobber spick, span, and fresher than a baby’s bum, with this acerbic little hack.
Shot – September 24
Cut – TBC 24
Out – 27/01/25
EPISODE 13
YUCKY MUCKY MICROS
When grime’s thicker than a mobster’s grease, hit back with salt and lime to polish up your zapper quick. Get your gear gleaming, faster than a dapper yapper.
Shot – September 24
Cut – TBC 24
Out – 03/02/25
PREMIERE LIVE SCREENING
Kino Berlino Open Screening No. 168 on 31st October 2024 featuring a first airing of Episode 1.
Got something to say to Sponge? Want to share a nasty little household tip? Drop him a line at wetknixproductions@gmail.com – And write in the SUBJECT LINE: SPONGE COP THIS!
